so help me You
Admiral Ackbar all over again
We are all paying for that dumb@ss apple eater.
As God is your witness…
It’s all over but the crying.
He wore his best fig leaf for his day in court.
What was Eve’s first question to Adam? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?……..
I swear, your honor, it was the hissing snake that persuaded her to eat the apple….
Eve was manipulated by the snake. Adam ate voluntarily.
Uh-oh, Adam. You’re screwed.
I still say Adam should have sued for wrongful eviction.
Hey, how come he gets entrance music? Go away kid, ya bother me! :)
Will he have to swear to God to tell the truth?
Some dame dropped a shekel on him.
You in big doo doo……
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
You coulda had ANY OTHER FRUIT in the garden, but noooooo
People call him God, but Hallowed be thy name.
Pretty sure that after God set them up for failure, He evicted them in a classic example of summary judgment. Don’t recall anything about a trial.
God-Man from ‘Tom the Dancing Bug’, except he’s aged…
March 06, 2015
May 10, 2018
June 10, 2017
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August 08, 2017
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Twocat over 1 year ago
so help me You
C over 1 year ago
Admiral Ackbar all over again
Zykoic over 1 year ago
We are all paying for that dumb@ss apple eater.
Imagine over 1 year ago
As God is your witness…
Ubintold over 1 year ago
It’s all over but the crying.
walstib Premium Member over 1 year ago
He wore his best fig leaf for his day in court.
zerotvus over 1 year ago
What was Eve’s first question to Adam? Does this fig leaf make my butt look big?……..
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
I swear, your honor, it was the hissing snake that persuaded her to eat the apple….
TLH1310 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Eve was manipulated by the snake. Adam ate voluntarily.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom over 1 year ago
Uh-oh, Adam. You’re screwed.
mokspr Premium Member over 1 year ago
I still say Adam should have sued for wrongful eviction.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Hey, how come he gets entrance music? Go away kid, ya bother me! :)
Imagine over 1 year ago
Will he have to swear to God to tell the truth?
mbrahms26 over 1 year ago
Some dame dropped a shekel on him.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
You in big doo doo……
AZCoyote over 1 year ago
The bible is full of ridiculous stories.
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
You coulda had ANY OTHER FRUIT in the garden, but noooooo
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
People call him God, but Hallowed be thy name.
paullp Premium Member over 1 year ago
Pretty sure that after God set them up for failure, He evicted them in a classic example of summary judgment. Don’t recall anything about a trial.
Chalres over 1 year ago
God-Man from ‘Tom the Dancing Bug’, except he’s aged…