Brevity by Dan Thompson for July 30, 2023

So then she would be the lobster an it would be the lobstee

It looks like she’s in the process of serving one up.

Ooh, that’s not kosher, I hope the judge is on the ball.

I take it that clarified butter is on the receiving end.

Looks like she’s getting ready to rock that lobster.

Watch put. Here comes PETA

Sponsored by Red Lobster, who seems to be out of business around here.

Racket changing coming right up.

trying to claw her way back into the game…?

I remember Tracy Austin.

Ooh! This one hurts.

but, will it get caught in the net…?

That lob will ster the audience…

The ASPCA is going to whine about that!

she’s obviously trying to claw her way back into the match…

Is her next shot an Narwhal