Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for June 25, 2023

Drunk Patty is a national treasure, of sorts. Maybe treasure is too strong of a word.

Just ask mom for more treats, Mitty

#askingforafriend

#nobodyisgonnabehappyaboutthatmittens

Come on, Mitty. By now you ought to know better than to listen to Drunk Patty.

#outofthequestion

Mittens deposits his treats in the litter box post-processing. Then the filthy hound gets a crack at them.

Thankfully, mine haven’t tried that stunt yet.

It’s a creative idea, Mitty.

That only works in On Top Of Spaghetti.