Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for June 23, 2023

“Yeah, gurl, show me how it’s done!”

…I think I saw this act on Froglandia’s Got Talent…

…once…

…I met a crow that went…

…You whooo…

…pretty cool for a crow…

…now, there was a crow that had something to crow about…

… but this bird…

…how do you get lippy without lips?…

…don’t caw us…

…we’ll caw you…

…be kind…

…rewind…

Sister City K Mart, the Blue Light Special, the birds drop a handle in Vegas, Cheep cheep, the price of eggs in China, fly by nite like a kite.

It takes a great deal of intelligence to train birds. Most people can’t figure out what the birds want them to do.

Vincent Price is the price you pay when The Robin lays an egg.

Know the know plow boy.

Love her ensemble.

Dogs, Kids, and Horses … you’ve gotta be smarter than the beast to train it … Cats, Women, and Birds easily train you by letting you think you’re smarter.

Let the feathers fly….laying an egg on demand doesn’t coincide with my species, but YOU, however, have a nest to lay eggs and sit upon…fly, my pretty, fly!

Wait, Crow, you want me to FLY? Shows what you know. The last time I flew, Wall St. laid an egg.

It’s a lost cawse … use the crow-swatter …!

( just kidding, T )

Based on birds I have known, I think this strip is extremely accurate.

Gotta lead by example.

I lay an egg everyday here at Frog Applause. Lame. Chirp Chirp! (Flys away)

one bold conversation

Great comeback! Succinct! Enthusiastic! Myopic!

Laying an egg takes some doing.

There’s a youtube video for everything. How to lay an egg while chirping and flying.

Smart-alecky chicks just aren’t my number, kiddo!

Meanwhile, grooving on Sister’s raiment!

Quoth the raven, Nevermore!