Reality Check by Dave Whamond for July 11, 2023

Zoltar made the Kessel run in less than 12 parsecs.

Pucker up

Someone order a probe?

Prepare for probing in 10 minutes.

I like the reference to “The Last Starfighter”

Ralph delivers the goods!

“Zoltar” last I knew located in”Rye Playland’” NY.

He should arrive shortly.

Zoltar is expecting a “Big” tip.

ETA – LOL

I use Voltron… and ride with the tigers.

May as well have a few beers while we’re waiting…..

The ol’ trailer park setting, eh?

Order a burger from Portal Dash while U wait …!

Already about 1/4 on the way to earth from Proxima Centauri.

Just like waiting for AAA when it’s 20 below.

So says he at the trailer park. I like the concrete supports under one trailer and the old tire outside the door at the other. Dave has an amazing attention to detail. It’s almost like a treasure hunt. Maybe you should have a treasure hunt contest, too, Dave?

BTW, thank you, Dave, for this (don’t take it personally that you were tossed at the bottom of the heap!):

https://www.gocomics.com/frogapplause/about

Alien abductions and probes? Watch the movie Fire in the Sky.

Clever! The two soon to be abductees look like Bubbles and Julian from “Trailer Park Boys!