This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate looks bad! He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate said, “I got washed overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm, and a wicked shark bit of me leg.” The sailor asked, “So, how did you get the hook?” The pirate said, “We were in a fierce fight while boarding a ship once, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.” Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.” The sailor thinks about it and then asks, “You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?” The pirate replied,“Well, it was the first day with me hook…”
Lady loves a joke over 1 year ago
This sailor met a pirate in a bar, and the sailor couldn’t help but notice that the pirate looks bad! He had a peg leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The sailor asked the pirate how he got the peg leg, and the pirate said, “I got washed overboard one night while we were in a fierce storm, and a wicked shark bit of me leg.” The sailor asked, “So, how did you get the hook?” The pirate said, “We were in a fierce fight while boarding a ship once, and that’s when I got me hand cut off.” Finally, the sailor asked, “So, how’d you get the eye patch?” and the pirate responded, “A seagull pooped in me eye.” The sailor thinks about it and then asks, “You mean to tell me you lost an eye just because a seagull pooped in it?” The pirate replied,“Well, it was the first day with me hook…”
megerkey over 1 year ago
It’s to remind me to NOT scratch my face with the hook, again.
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
“Aarrgghh, and I don’t have Wi-Fi either. If I had a wife I wouldn’t be here at a bar.”
goboboyd over 1 year ago
LR-Literal Reality.
Careful about which hand you use to point to your good eye.