Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 02, 2023

Tony asked

Do you cut your own lawn?

No.

My landlord mows the lawn, so it’s not an issue. Peter, you may need to take a scythe to your grass before you mow it.

What is this “lawn” thing of which you speak?

“If you mow your lawn and find a junk car, you might be a redneck”

If it’s been raining for over two weeks it can’t be mowed.

At this point, he may need a Combine.

Bring back Dilbert.

Can’t it wait till after the raptors find Elliot?