WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 15, 2023

And snowflake participation trophies no doubt

And they get up and change seats.

genius! We used to play the “how long can you sit quietly?” game. The record was four minutes. Still unbroken.

I bet they all get pizza and a trophy when its over!

That’s NOT how the game is supposed to be played

Another participation trophy.

Much truth in this. Musical chairs involves way more actual exertion than most of today’s kids can … or care to… handle. It wouldn’t surprise me if there is a virtual version they can play on their phones.

To prepare for adulthood there should only be enough chairs for 1% of the kids.

They’re sitting quietly. There might be something to this.

Participation trophy generation.

Everybody comes first. Everybody gets a medal. Everybody is grateful for being able to participate. What a load of cr@p