Drabble by Kevin Fagan for July 13, 2023

What are you hinting at HB?

Getting older.

He looks the way he feels. What’s the problem?

Stubble, stubble, Ralph’s got trouble.

He’s wearing the same shirt that he’s worn for the last three hundred days (or more).

I think he’s still more asleep than awake & really can’t see yet. I’ve had days like that.

“On the contrary, I didn’t think I looked that good.” Pigpen

I’m awake, up and dressed. You want bright eyed and bushy tailed, get a pet squirrel…

You’re not planning on going outside today, are you, Ralph?

This is as good as it’s going to get!

Like me, not if he can avoid it.

If a woman did that she would be called all kinds of names, and people would give her lots of room.

This would be me , most days. Unless I have to go some where…..

His shirt is even out of alignment.

Women look in a mirror and see flaws that need to be fixed; men look in the mirror and say: “D**n! That’s some hot stuff!”

“It’s not me it’s the cartoonist.”

Thats how people look when they wake up in the morning, that’s normal.

He must have had a wild night, it looks like he’s still hungover.