Rubes by Leigh Rubin for July 05, 2023

Annihilated annelid

They’re attracted to the sound of trite music?

Good song. She was taken too soon. R.I.P Karen Carpenter.

To the worm still in the hole: The bird got Close to You, too.

Every time. The early bird got the worm.

You need to save that song for worms you don’t like.

Now you know…

Stop singing that song!!!

This is a song that people know?! I do, but…

He was taught that song by the carpenter ants.

That bird’s having an earworm for dinner.

Now he’s singing like the Gap Band: “So I gotta get up earrrrrly in the mornin’/To find me another lover”