9 to 5 by Harley Schwadron for July 11, 2023

Think you can’t P off a computer? Swear at alexa

I’m not a robot.

If I was a robot, then I could reliable find the last traffic light in the tiny screen on my phone.

Call yourself whatever, but to the public you are a ROBOT.

So his pronouns are he, him, and his?

I’ve seen robots doing things like welding cars and destroying each other, but none of them seemed inclined to use a computer.