Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)
So, we here (in Chicagoland) had rain on and off and even tornado warnings today, and the weather yesterday was not so different; it is also predicted to continue like this the rest of the week. Maybe I’d be tempted to try Monty’s ploy for a Beach Day!
Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good timing for Vermonters.
Enter.Name.Here over 1 year ago
“What’s that big truck full of sand that just pulled up?”
“Ah! My beach is here!”
Limpid Lizard over 1 year ago
Got a, not gotta.
lavender headgear over 1 year ago
I beg your pardon mama, what did you say?
Jayalexander over 1 year ago
Mommy, mommy a wale has washed up on the neighbors lawn.
Dirty Dragon over 1 year ago
I presume the machine is making ‘waves lapping up on the beach’ noises, and not just sneezing over and over?
Dapperdan61 Premium Member over 1 year ago
If your in Vermont Monty you might want to move to higher ground
Ichabod Ferguson over 1 year ago
All he needs is an audio tape of Morton Freeman reading Dover Beach.
monya_43 over 1 year ago
He doesn’t need to worry about sharks, salt water or riptides.
radgrom8109 over 1 year ago
I once did a similar thing in a hotel room that had a heat lamp in the bathroom.
James Deveney Premium Member over 1 year ago
Ah, making the most out of a situation.
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Efficient move, man. You don’t go to the ocean, you wait until the ocean comes to you. Smart!
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)
chriscc63 over 1 year ago
LOL. he has Moobs like me lol.
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
Can’t be real. He didn’t stick to the chair. :)
christelisbetty over 1 year ago
…until the power gets knocked out….
Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago
I like this idea.
eddi-TBH over 1 year ago
Living the dream.
Sisyphos over 1 year ago
So, we here (in Chicagoland) had rain on and off and even tornado warnings today, and the weather yesterday was not so different; it is also predicted to continue like this the rest of the week. Maybe I’d be tempted to try Monty’s ploy for a Beach Day!