Monty by Jim Meddick for July 12, 2023

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good timing for Vermonters.

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “What’s that big truck full of sand that just pulled up?”

    “Ah! My beach is here!”

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    Limpid Lizard  over 1 year ago

    Got a, not gotta.

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    lavender headgear  over 1 year ago

    I beg your pardon mama, what did you say?

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    Jayalexander  over 1 year ago

    Mommy, mommy a wale has washed up on the neighbors lawn.

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    Dirty Dragon  over 1 year ago

    I presume the machine is making ‘waves lapping up on the beach’ noises, and not just sneezing over and over?

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    If your in Vermont Monty you might want to move to higher ground

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    Ichabod Ferguson  over 1 year ago

    All he needs is an audio tape of Morton Freeman reading Dover Beach.

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    monya_43  over 1 year ago

    He doesn’t need to worry about sharks, salt water or riptides.

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    radgrom8109  over 1 year ago

    I once did a similar thing in a hotel room that had a heat lamp in the bathroom.

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    James Deveney Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ah, making the most out of a situation.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Efficient move, man. You don’t go to the ocean, you wait until the ocean comes to you. Smart!

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Random thot for today. The supply of air and water on Earth is essentially constant. Whatever we’ve got now we also had 2000 years ago. And, given repeated evaporation and rainfall, to say nothing of the relentless mixing of the atmosphere with winds and all, every breath you take and every glass of water you drink contains molecules that once passed thru the body of Jesus. (Some of them came out of the body of Jesus in a manner that you may not want to reflect upon.)

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    chriscc63  over 1 year ago

    LOL. he has Moobs like me lol.

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Can’t be real. He didn’t stick to the chair. :)

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    christelisbetty  over 1 year ago

    …until the power gets knocked out….

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    Aladar30 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I like this idea.

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    eddi-TBH  over 1 year ago

    Living the dream.

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    Sisyphos  over 1 year ago

    So, we here (in Chicagoland) had rain on and off and even tornado warnings today, and the weather yesterday was not so different; it is also predicted to continue like this the rest of the week. Maybe I’d be tempted to try Monty’s ploy for a Beach Day!

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