Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 13, 2023

Consuela looks like a character from an Arnold Roth comic.

I’ll take hers. That sounds lovely.

Wifey’s superstructure overshadows her food.

Sounds delicious.

“Hey, wait a minute! How did I just get twice as much on my plate?”

“Shouldn’t have closed your eyes to take a bite…”

I’ll eat her portion!

Duck meat has an awful lot of fat in it so it would take a lot of processing to remove that. No wonder it took so long.

I’m missing the punchline.

just because you never had it before doesn’t mean it is bad tasting.