Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 25, 2023

He gets hit in the crotch but has EES. Seems it should be EEC, or the tacklers are just getting to know him better for later.

WEET!

Must not be any budget shortfalls at Milford Juvie. They’ve got a state-of-the-art indoor practice facility, home and away unies and a nurse on staff.

Boom! Krunk! Zap! POW! Holy Toledo Batman.

Using the helmet to ram the guy with the ball is illegal. Don’t these guys in Juvie care for the rules of the game?

Nice coaching Gil, getting one of your best players concussed.

Juvie detention center with an indoor football practice facility ??? NICE !!!!

Meanwhile, Lukey channels Belicheck and shoots some intel footage. Can’t wait to see BHHLHM’s Junior cons.

P1: That highlight’s making NFL Primetime for sure.

P3: Gil playing the same one-note song since 1958.

What’s ironic is, they can’t make any jokes to Tobias about having female anatomy parts without being accused of discrimination

ToBe suddenly realizes that maybe pretending to be a boy isn’t all it’s krunked up to be.

P-1: Heard from the grassy knoll.

P-2: Full contact without pads! Always a good choice.

P-3: C’mon Creed…get up and win it for your Dad!

I guess the quarterback in juvie doesn’t get the benefit of a red jersey to keep from getting hit.

At first I thought that said GRONK! and ToBe got leveled by Rob Gronkowski, which definitely would require a nurse. But what’s with Gil and Kaz? Haven’t they been trained in concussion protocol? They don’t even check him? Just because you’re not at a school related activity doesn’t mean you no longer have responsibilities. And speaking of responsibilities, you have a responsibility to read today’s Mopped Up Thorp.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/25/cruel-taunting/

Lil Jon and the Ying Yang Twins soundtracking P2.

Something’s not right here.

Next Dwayne Johnson will show up in uniform and have Tobi keep running at him to toughen Tobi up

Also one of Gil’s friend

Why didn’t they just run and train inside? Isn’t that what it’s for?

In all reality , I’ll get Nurse Ratchet says whatever is in Kaz’s pants .

Tackle football without equipment?? Wow!

Really Gil. Ouch is all you have to say?

P4: Nurse: “It seems his male genitalia was torn off!”