Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 21, 2023

I thought they were giving the profits to the athletic program, which is why Milford can now hire a wrestling coach instead of asking for volunteers? They don’t want to tell Gil that? Wouldn’t everyone’s default setting have been to assume the two were greedy and wanted the $ for themselves?

P 4: “…. Next September, unless we’re still here…”

And ToBe folds like a cheap lawn chair!

P3 Rod thought bubble: “This is great! I can go into full cardiac arrest again, stick ToBe with the confession and finally break out of this joint and strip for good!”

Now that Gil has had his lemonade, it’s time to get to Milford CC so Jami can be part of the yute golf program. After all, Mimi made the comment to GT the boy didn’t have many friends, real or imaginary.

P2.5 “I love you, man.”

They weren’t selling illegal vape, they were pimping the varsity cheerleaders?

In all realit… Truthfully these two are both Losers.

If Vito from Goshen hears about this there will be a lock-in-a-sock coming your way. He said to them, “The only way a fish gets caught is if it opens its mouth.”

Is this a Youth Detention Center of summer camp?

P4: “Uh, bullshite. You’re the one who lied, you’re the one who explains everything to Coach!” And speaking of explaining, I don’t need to explain to you that today’s Mopped Up Thorp is available right here:

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/21/desperate-times/

Why does it matter who tells Thorp. He’s coaching at the detention center. It’s not like Doc Pearl is working there as the lunch lady.

P 2.5 (Rod): "…whaddaya’ mean “we will”, Kimosabbe?…"

I wouldn’t be playing basketball again even if Dr Frannie was my heart surgeon.

Why don’t these two clowns have Mel bring in HVB for some pro bono work? She would be a great choice after the way she made that useless school district board give in to every ludicrous demand that she made a few years ago.

P-3.5: Winner takes the dominate position

In a scene in “Honey, I Shrunk The Kids”, they are playing one-on-one on Gil’s ping pong table in the garage with the net by the weed trimmer.