Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for July 14, 2023

Is that innuendo? From gil thorpe… No just. No. No pleaseno

She also makes the old fashioneds stiff uh huh huh huh. I hear you calling, Beth.

“I will beat you at juvie” is… just such a weird thing to say.

P1 Is Gil shaking with the hairy handed gent who ran amok in Kent?

P2 “Kaz, it’s official, you’ve been replaced. Disappointing, isn’t he?

P3 Beth thought bubble: “And I’m going to make you stiff and %$# your lights out tonight, Gil Thorp.“

Like the school board would actually go along with this hire, after what happened at Valley Tech. But it sets up Gil being stabbed in the back in house every day.

P1- Rod playing to his strengths. Hands down.

P2- Think Beth will tell Gil Mimi and Erika got a little tipsy? Who drives the Thorp kids home? Hic, hic.

P3- Proof Hank relies on Snarkers for content. Don’t forget to tip your barkeep Coach Meat.

Now THIS is a plotline in which we can ALL take an interest!

Where can I get one of those black and purple suits that Kaz and Gil are wearing? I rarely wear a suit now that I’m retired, but I might dress up more often if I could lay my hands on one of those babies.

Well Gil you are old fashioned, Beth seems like a nice lady. So let her make you stiff.

Gil:”… hey Kaz!… Beth is givin me a stiffie…”

P 3 (Beth thought bubble): “… now is a good time for me to kick that Mimi under the bus…”

P1: That is one BHH!

P2: See her? Gil is half in the bag already and can’t keep his eyes open.

P3: Gil’s acting single and Kaz is drinking doubles.

So Gil has the authority to hire coaches for other sports? And the board will just sign off on one who flamed out and had to be escorted from the game by the cops?

Hats Off to Rod, today! Best drawing of Gil, half in the bag, ever!!

Gil’s the one who will be getting stiff.

Wait, who is Gil shaking hands with in P1, Luke or Tays? And speaking of off-color, Mopped Up Thorp is usually rather off-color.

https://moppedupthorp.wordpress.com/2023/07/14/strike-one/

P3: huh huh huh!

I guess Mimi never made it back for his speech.

P3- Today’s cameo by Colin Jost.

Too bad Kaz is taken. Beth needs to find a decent guy.