Flo and Friends by Jenny Campbell for July 14, 2023

I’m guessing it is everything but coffee

Grande or venti?

Sounds like that would be a veery handy dictionery to have.

“Whatcha ordering? "“A chai latte non-fat no water 190F venti”

Caffeine with sweet gue

I order a “small coffee” and if they say “which roast?” I leave. How do they expect me to make decisions before coffee?

I avoid coffee shops that ask questions like that.

I want one.

Need one on your phone that could sound it out for you as well. Takes a young tongue to spit those words out.

I wonder if I can use Google translate for that.

The easy translation is a venti = 320 calories.

Play an evil trick and go to Starbucks and order “coffee, black”. Watch the barrista freak out and run for a manager.

Whatever happened to COFFEE!!!