Free Range by Bill Whitehead for July 11, 2023

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    SHAKENDOWNVILLE  over 1 year ago

    His name is “Lex I. Con.”

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He’s cribbing from the book.

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    C  over 1 year ago

    Unabridged, we trust

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    TStyle78  over 1 year ago

    It’s a tough choice.

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    ChukLitl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    My sister had road rage. She cleaned that up after her daughter’s first word would get bleeped if I told you.

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    Daeder  over 1 year ago

    “Aardvark!”

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Go with Floccinaucinihilipilification kid. That will really screw them up.

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    joyridehawk  over 1 year ago

    antidisestablishmentarianism

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  over 1 year ago

    Good for him. Lotsa choices.

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    ᴮᴼᴿᴱᴰ2ᴰᴱᴬᵀᴴ  over 1 year ago

    precocious

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Same as most kids: “No”

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    cactusbob333  over 1 year ago

    So here’s little Ricky, under 2 years of age, sitting on my lap in his Daddy’s car, in a parking lot at a strip mall, while Dad runs into the store to get some beer. An 18 wheeler goes rolling by on the highway at the same time a rather large woman walks past our open window. Excited by the truck, little Ricky shouts out, at the top of his lungs “Big Fruck!!!” I have never been given a more evil stare.

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    ChazNCenTex  over 1 year ago

    He’s using a dictionary? Shouldn’t he be using a tablet?

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    Impkins  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!! :)

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    Yeah, Mama has been done to death.

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    sprink56  over 1 year ago

    I grew up on the south side of Chicago. In the hood now, a babies first word is “mother****er”!

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    tee929  over 1 year ago

    antidisestablishmentarianism is longer than he is tall!

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