Savage Chickens by Doug Savage for August 29, 2023

I keep hoping he’ll step on a Lego factory. That would serve him right.

Rurrarhh!!* (“And there’s my Uber, just on time.”)

This will come in handy for the next time I run into Godzilla.

I speak a little Godzilla. :)

Who sold him that FitBit?…

Not loving the later Godzilla movies. They seemed to be more about running up the body count of terrified civilians than social commentary on environmental excess. Maybe it’s just me.

1000 stomp exercise? Sounds like a toddler.