How about them apples??!!!
Want to know what one of the leading causes of kidney stones is? Excess consumption of apple juice. If you get a kidney stone, death would be a pleasant release.
To keep the doctor away you have to throw the apples at the doctor, not eat them.
There was a young lady named Kilbride,
Ate so many apples – she died!
For the apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider insider her inside!
An apple a second? Man, that’s hardcore!
He’s been “bonked!!!!!!!” :)
If some is good, then more is better.
For humans, it’s not the apples that kill us; it’s the worms.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps EVERYONE away.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
How about them apples??!!!
Ida No over 1 year ago
Want to know what one of the leading causes of kidney stones is? Excess consumption of apple juice. If you get a kidney stone, death would be a pleasant release.
Imagine over 1 year ago
To keep the doctor away you have to throw the apples at the doctor, not eat them.
amaneaux over 1 year ago
There was a young lady named Kilbride,
Ate so many apples – she died!
For the apples fermented
Inside the lamented
And made cider insider her inside!
Frank Burns Eats Worms over 1 year ago
An apple a second? Man, that’s hardcore!
Impkins Premium Member over 1 year ago
He’s been “bonked!!!!!!!” :)
RabbitDad over 1 year ago
If some is good, then more is better.
StephenRice over 1 year ago
For humans, it’s not the apples that kill us; it’s the worms.
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 1 year ago
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps EVERYONE away.