Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for July 14, 2023

just so long as they don’t laugh at him while he’s drunk and naked

If it’s unflattering it’s probably accurate.

That didn’t go too well for the unicorns when they did it.

My great aunt tried to teach her parrot to say “Come sit on my shoulder”, but her son taught it to say “Come sh!t on my shoulder”. Also, with the cage on top of the TV set, it learned to sing ♪ “N – B – C” ♪ .

Now we know what Noah sacrificed right after he landed the boat.

“I tried to get them to stop, but to Noah vail.”