F Minus by Tony Carrillo for July 15, 2023

I think they do tell you about that stuff. I don’t want to get them for my surgery though.

This logic could explain what happened when they were handing out brains for this guy.

His mouth organ just spilled the beans!

He wasn’t the class of his class.

I had Anatomy and Physiology in school and they wouldn’t let first year students see a corpse. I wanted to but they said no. But they do teach you how each organ functions!

It can look like stuff in pasta sauce at times. Red and white.

True, anctual anatomy is a lot more complicated than those tidy, color-coded diagrams. But that comes up fairly early in med school.

Well, that’s reassuring

He’s disorganized!

not true. he’s joking ;+)

And if you get it wrong, the patient’s nose flashes red and makes a buzzing sound.

How does the saying go? Doctors and their mistakes… Oh, yeah! Doctors eat their mistakes

They teach Anatomy to all who are in the Operating Room – the surgeon, nurses, Anesthesiologists and even OR technicians. I was an OR Tech. Count those lap sponges before you close.

just flip a coin…

Thank god this joke has no truth in it. (from a grateful kidney transplant recipient)