Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for July 28, 2023

does he believe in debit cards?

I don’t think coach john even finished school

Someone should tell Coach John that faking the moon landing would be more impossible compared to actually putting a man on the moon.

Bet he’s also a flat-earther.

I also prefer to use cash instead of credit cards, mainly because it’s simpler and less complex. However, this can be an issue when I stumble upon things that require any payment method except cash, and when software programs and Discord Nitro have a “free offer” that STILL REQUIRE A CREDIT CARD.

JFK? Aliens? Climate change? This might take a while.

So now we know Coach John is a conspiracy theorist. Are we sure this man isn’t from another planet?

I don’t believe that the moon has landed somewhere, too.

Okay this is an achivement: a coach john gag that actually makes me laugh. Having him be that right wing jerk in the PS.18 faculity is honestly at leat UPDATING the kind of jerk he is.

He’s about to go Mitch McConnell on us!

I use cash for supermarket, gas and restaurants. Got tired of getting my cards hacked. Twice in one year on one.

that’s some character development plot right there. I can see why he doesn’t believe in credit, although it does date back to the 1920’s? 30’s? Personally, I’d pick debit cards, because it does use real money.

I use debit cards, but almost never credit cards. And I prefer cash because you pay more attention to your spending instead of just acting like your whole bank account is available.

I also shop at local stores, which usually PREFER cash, since they’re charged an extra 3% when you use the card.

It’s odd that everyone complains about inflation while everyone uses a payment method that adds 3% to the price.

Still wearing his whistle and sweating through his shirt :/

wat

Strip rating: 8/10 Nate said that he’d do a moon landing rant. The way Nate called it was hilarious.

Got some real character development happening here

A cashless society means every transaction can be tracked and access to your funds can be taken away if the powers that be deem you unworthy of them. Credit cards are convenient, yes, but freedom often requires a little extra work.

Late review, but I like this gag, unexpected and in character!

8\10, coach John is a right wing youtuber, bet he hates Brie Larson

Too much read into his loss (and finding) of a wallet by the Coach….

…..Nate knows a lot of the guy’s territory, if he saw that coming……..AND……it’s likely there’ll be no reward……..

Wow… a professional teacher who doesn’t believe in the moon landing.

Someone needs to get fired.

Ever notice that Coach John and at least one of Nate’s other teachers have “red” noses? Could the students be driving them to drink?

The moon landing was staged.

Coach QAJohn?

The sweaty pits are such a nice touch (chef’s kiss)

Oh great, Coach John is a Flat Earther. As if he wasn’t deranged enough.

But at least he doesn’t think the boys stole the wallet.

Another thing I bet Coach John doesn’t believe in is giving a reward to someone who found his lost wallet.

Interesting, considering he grew up only a few miles from Neil Armstrong’s hometown.

Ok, the moon landing thing is obviously idiotic. But the “credit card” issue is not far fetched.

By the way, aren’t they entitled to a reward by law?

I knew that here where I live you’re legally entitled to 10% of the value you found and gave back.

Coach John probably thinks the earth is flat, when it’s actually the shape of his stomach

Canada has been phasing out the penny in cash transactions since 2013. Rounding up or down for cash, exact price for plastic/plastique & cheques. https://www.canada.ca/en/revenue-agency/programs/about-canada-revenue-agency-cra/phasing-penny.html

Which Moon Landing? There’s multiple.

He probably also believes it’s turtles, all the way down.

Oh, great to hear he’s one of THOSE guys…

Don’t know about the moon landing, but credit cards are there for you to see on a daily basis

When it comes to handling money, you’re entitled to your opinion and preferences. Whether or not you prefer debit or credit cards, online banking, paying bills with checks, or shopping with cash, is all up to you. But when it comes to historical events like the Moon landings, you’re not entitled to your own facts.

LOL bro probably thinks biden is using masks with microchips to get us vaccinate which causes autism to get everyone dumber. (I DONT BELIEVE THIS EVERYTHING SAID IN THIS COMMENT WAS A JOKE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST AUTISTIC PEOPLE I HAVE NOTHING AGAINST BIDEN PLEASE DONT CANCEL ME.)

Coach John actually believes in that conspiracy theory that’s very shocking

I once lost my wallet, never did get it back. It had a little over a hundred bucks. The only idea I have for how I lost it is that I might have taken it out of my pocket, set it down, and forgot to grab it.