The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 12, 2023

The ACME report is very important: on that depends the safety of Wile E. Coyote

When Brutus looks at Veeblefester, all he can see IS monkey doo.

Monkey do to get the money.

Brutus, it’s TIME to fling some monkey ….. “poo!!!”

/SHMIRK/

He only does monkey do little.

I try, but me and chief just wouldn’t get along. I’d give him a money bag of monkey do! Brutus will have to move in with Ramona

Hold that thought, Brutus, he won’t see you grab one of those bags.

In the dog eat dog world of business it leads to monkey see, monkey do?

I guess they are in the monkey business.

Is that permission to monkey around?

See See! You want do do!

Somehow, I don’t think his monkey has the same connotation as my monkey.

What exactly does the head monkey do, aside from counting his money, that is?

hopefully he meant action and not something related to the toilet. :p

Brutus is a practitioner of the Infinite Monkey Theorem.

Why does Veeblefister keep this numb nuts around anyway?

I resemble that remark chief.

How kind when an apology earns an insult. Bossman will never change.

Brutus is willing to redo the report for you, Veeblefester. What more do you want?

Rancid Veeblefester went to Toastmasters last night .

“Can do/Will do Chief”. Nothing more needs be said. Make an about face and march out and do it…..

Well, he’s following the head monkey…

Rancid thinks he’s an organ grinder.

And Brutus goes on, “I was being innovative, it is a new and more refined report creating, I learned on the internet. I thought you’d be pleased. But you’re the boss.”…

good line, Chief

Who in heck stacks bags of $ next to his desk?

Brutus: “It’s not my fault, I used AI to write the report.”

Rancid: “That couldn’t be, It would be more intelligent if you did!”

Brutus must have forgotten to hide the real numbers for the fake ones Veeblefester asked for. Brutus is the scapegoat if they’re caught.

Truly funny punchline. And if he doesn’t “do” it right Rancid is definitely going to drop a load of monkey doo doo on Brutus!