Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for July 20, 2023

Applause = applesauce.

Now we know why Melody hardly ever comes around. Horace is always making an @$$ of himself.

Them’s horse apples. Don’t want to step in them.

Just eat them?

So – he caught him after his world-record-jump on Sunday?

Okay, so they need to be ATE!

Thinking is overrated

Was he getting his nails (hooves) done and didn’t let them fully dry before touching the apples?

Math is hard.

Once again, Horace is in a Jam…!

Foreshadowing the glue factory …

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Who would have guessed that a hoof can hold 4 apples. Be a fine trivia question on one of those game shows.

I once put superglue in my eye, thinking I had hold of a bottle of eyedrops. I immediately rinsed my eye but the superglue basically turned into grit and scratched my cornea. However, after being covered with an eyepatch for three days it was completely healed. Always read the label – at least the big print!

Note: now I only buy superglue in tubes.

What a mashup! Make mine chunky with cinnamon…

Johnny Bench he’s not.

It would behoove him to remove those apples.

Horace needs that apple dip recipe (from my comic today).

Horace …… I think your thinking ………. super-gluing these apples may “NOT” be the brightest idea I’ve had ….. now how in heck am I going to get these apples unstuck from my hooves …………. :)

You can take a horse an apple, but you can’t him eat.

Just gonna have to stick with it.

I have logistics questions…