Broom Hilda by Russell Myers for July 24, 2023

Broomie try some Tums®.

We always said you were full of it

My dad’s old band was called The Electric Farts.

Just one electrical arc, and… KABOOM!

No wonder- with all that crappy food that she eats…

“Where do I stick the plug?”

That’s a straight line I don’t think anyone wants to touch.

Nice try, Irwin…

The government has a thing against gas stoves and water heaters so I guess they’ll ban Broomie next.

Or solar.

That’s how I am sometimes. Lots of gas but no energy.

yeah Brommie – hook up a couple of diodes and see if you can spark the gas away

Don’t think so Irwin. The companies, with an exception of Tesla, are having a hard time selling those electric cars and trucks.

Burp.

Walk it off, Broomy!

and that’s a VERY NEW KIND OF MISCOMUNICATION HERE!

Careful who you tell that Broomie, or you might get banned.

Bay leaf tea works wonders. Plus, chew chew chew!

if you can figure out how to hook up a pipe, you’re rich…

Right answer but wrong question?…..

Benjamin Franklin’s 1781, “A Letter to a Royal Academy”, dealt with Broomie’s problem. You can find this remarkable essay in Carl Japikse’s collection of Ben’s more controversial writings published in 1990, with the title, “F—- Proudly”. To avoid offending the censor bot, I have withheld some of the letters in the title.

Not the kind of gas she meant Irwin…..

You tell ’er, Irwin.

At 1500+ years, you have to expect (and expel) a little gas.

And don’t go electric!