Mike du Jour by Mike Lester for July 18, 2023

Uummm, Bacon!

I’m stuck in last week. My inner voice was reading those first two speech balloons with a limerick cadence.

LMAO! Come on Mike! Your lunch hour is almost over….☺️

Ooooh! A tuna melt with bacon! Let the negotions commence! I’ll start the bidding …

“… and we’re holding a knife to its head.”

Better to leave a good a tip,

Before you take the first nip,

Or else the waitron

Will spit on your bacon

And give you some of her lip.

Or, you could just walk out, if they’re not going to hand over the food.