Monty by Jim Meddick for July 28, 2023

It was relatively recently I noticed there is a U in “septuagenarian”. Ironic considering how long I’ve been one.

I guess Lake and Palmer were ousted from the band.

Stand-up paddlers are considered to be buoys, thus they have no right of way. If they fall from the board, they are swimmers who have right of way …

Ironically Sedgwick is right…

Seems nothing gets through to him….

I’m surprised he doesn’t employ the esteemed law firm of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe.

Sedgewick could be ready for the Straits of Hormuz, Dam the paddle boarders, full speed ahead!

Sedgwick seems to have lost his edge without Jarvis. Did he finally quit.

Sedgewick has the same privileged attitude the all rich people do. Sigh.

Those Septuagenarians on paddle boards pose a serious threat to safe water-ways navigation

Considering the little brat isn’t wearing a life jacket this teacher has a chance to do humanity a favor.

I personally favor the up-and-coming firm of Marsh, McCormick, Cartman, and Broflovski.

that can only get you so far, eventually the guy you have in your pocket will get arrested for corruption and then ALL of that will come down on you at the same time

I’ve seen sailboats get in the way of 1000 foot ore carriers in the Duluth canal. “No to worry, as an unpowered vessel we have the right of way in this canal barely wide enough for that giant vessel.”

Hopefully his next obstacle will be a container ship.

Or the loudest airhorn? Sedgie is full of hot air in any case. Where are the lifeguards or even Coast Guard to crack down on his dangerous boatsmanship?