Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 09, 2023

Pund my word, thou shalt feel my wrath!

No average punderers here. We’re all gluttons for pundishment.

Is Frida the hand puppet?

Pound a pondering pundmanship.

A dare ya and double crossy’s go first.

Das stimmt! (This is a bilingual pun, in case you were Wundering instead of Pundering.)

Wabbit Season.

Rebuttal me with a buttle of Wild Irish Rose, remember, it hit’s you{yuo} like a brick.

PUND IS DNUP BACKWARDS!!

Expertly said.

Has Frida done the math and come up with a per-pund-icular ratio that we may utilize for the purpose of comparison?

Just leave me alone … I’m engaged in a project….I don’t want to be disturbed when I’m pundering! Why do people always disturb me, constantly when I’m in a state of pundering, when I just want to be left alone!

… then quit punding and start pounding! Wait.. that’s the….. never mind!

So long as you confine your profligate pund pounding to the privacy of your own home, you will not be prosecuted.

I hear it’s the most relaxing way to navigate the Thames.

Somewhere out there in Ameristan, someone is clutching their pearls, convinced that “punding” is some filthy Marxist woke sex thing. Alert the Supreme Court!

If I knew how to pund I’d do it to my pud.

As long as you don’t pund it you’re fine.

If a pund fell in the forest, and there were no pundits around, would it make a sound …?

( just wandering [sic] )

Sometimes called punditry.

OK, ok…

…I punder all the time on my phone…

…coming to Frog Applause, numerous times a dayy,though…doesn’t necessarily qualifies as pundering…

…does it?…

…now, other gatherings of internet browsing do qualify…

…if I watch that ad on Facebook where the girl ages from one to 17 or whatever, one moretime…

…that will be pundering…

…I mean it’s cool…

…but who does that?…

…and then sell it to Infidelity insurance?…

…the haircuts intrigue me…

…wasn’t there a movie where they did this?…

…they filmed the actors every year to make a coherent movie…

…also, there was the movie where the girl’s mission was to lose weight…

…and they filmed it as she did…

…sort of like Frida through the years…

…aack!…

…must not punder…

…Oow!…

…once again that cat put that lady in her place…

Re “Kilby” on the Blog: you can tell a lot about a person’s outlook and personality by what they write. The fact that he would allege that Teresa “confronts” Frog Applause readers would be funny if it weren’t so — well, I was going to call it lame, but “lame” is a reserved term around here. I’ll just go with “revealing,” in that it perfectly encapsulates the mode of Kilby’s comment.

I get preachy sometimes, I know, but never, I hope, as bad as Ziggy.

I lost 10 punds recently. Ask me how!

My least favorite part of this comic is I.

Now, and as it is, having read Sister’s bloggy explication du text, I am kerfluffled as to how I should comment. I had consulted several dictionary sources, and all concurred that “pund” was dialectical for “pound,” and no other definition was suggested by any.

All hope is lost for any meaningful and/or humorous (in any of the various forms) comment. I am devastated! Also, however, invigorated by learning totally new-to-me meanings for “pund”: I see now that I should have consulted Wikipedia first, rather than dictionaries, and feel like the lamest Froglandian ever. In retrospect, I may even have punded in the past without knowing it.

Pity thy poor punderer, Sister!