Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for August 03, 2023

or simply someone is nagging on me at work

Ooo…shiny!

I thought you were just obeying the restraining order.

Squirrel!

Mom always said I was part magpie.

Magpie? Magpie eat rotten meat called Carrion. and the fly maggots found in carrion. Sometimes they steal meat from the kills of coyotes and foxes. Magpies also land atop large animals, such as cows or moose, and pick ticks off them. Gross.

If I really wanted a response now, I would have called you.

Don’t worry Aunty, I won’t message you. Problem Solved.

Keep moving…….nothing to see here.

Look – butterflies!

That never… what?

I’ve started using the “Like” function to acknowledge the message and also cut off expectations of verbally responding.

Diamonds will do that to a gal.

Focus!!!!!

squirrel!