Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for July 22, 2023

Tony asked about 7 hours ago

Where are your kids?

Livestock’s not allowed in our flat.

You will never be alone, the debt from college will keep you company and the debt collectors will be there as well.

What did one frog say to the other frog? “Isn’t time fun when your having flies”

Foot in the mouth again…….

Not gonna happen anytime soon, you’re in a comic strip that stuck in time.

Peter, Peter, Peter. Go out the side panel and come back in the first one. This time keep your trap shut.

Dream on, that boy will never leave home..