Thin Lines by Randy Glasbergen for July 24, 2023

Generation “Xcess”.

This cartoon said so much without saying too much

You know what they say, 35 is the new 92.

I have the heart of a child. It’s on my desk, in a jar.

I have the knees of an old man. And if I find the guy I will make him take them back.

Old Joke:

“I had the body of a 25-year-old, but my wife found out, so I had to give her up.”

I have the heart of a teenager and I keep it in a jar under my bed

I’ve avoided using drugs all these years, but now have a lineup of pills to take every day. They are ‘no fun’ pills. Today is Mick Jagger’s 80th birthday, and later this year Keith Richards will be 80 as well. They still tour and perform. “If only I knew then what I know now…”

My husband’s optometrist once told him he had the eyes of a 20 year old.

“Oh, you mean bloodshot from drinking and partying all night?”