The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for July 17, 2023

Nice try, Brutus.

Brutus can afford burgers?

Like Brutus, I am a second hand vegetarian.

Sundry physicians have put me on about seven different diets. The only food that isn’t forbidden is raw broccoli. So, I sort of rotate diets.

I think I like Dr “Stoner”, I like his name!

If Dr Stoner wants him to eat a more plant based diet start making SpEcIaL brownies, Stat! Maybe some gummies for desert.

Grass fed grass is plant based.

the bun is made from grain, add pickles, lettuce, onion, tomato, lots of plant based food there

Plant based meat to me is like diet sodas, I’d rather not eat or drink either.

I’m pretty much an omnivore, but I do like meat.

Yes. A burger in the first hand and a burger in the scond hand.

I only eat vegetarians. No lion or alligator meat for me.

Brutus knows .

He didn’t cook it – where did it come from?

I’m a second hand vegetarian too, Brutus.

And, he planted his base at the table to eat it, points for that, right? ☺

Oh, yes, that does count. LOL

I only eat one burger now. A triple decker. Loaded down. Lettuce/tomato. Hold the cheese.

Nothing wrong with a nutritious piece of beef smothered in onions mushrooms and nutritious cheese. If you are really in a healthy mood, add a couple of tomato slices and something green like guacamole……

Gladys, give Brutus a break…it is grass fed beef…….

Grass fed beef is a marketing gimmick for regular beef. They are pasture fed until their last 3 months they when they are fed grain in “feedlots” to fatten them. In addition while confined, they are susceptible to disease and are dosed with antibiotics, which are passed to us in the meat.

Grass fed and finished are allowed to pasture their entire life. They have less fat and are a bit healthier to eat.

Personally, I don’t care what you eat, just giving a little food for thought.

I only eat vegetarian animals.

Dr. Stoner’s been smoking plant based products.

Well, who fixed that hamburger? Don’t tell me Brutus is doing his own cooking now.

Pigs and cattle: Magical creatures that turn vegetables into meat.

Good one! I’m sure Dr. Stoner would approve of “grass” fed beef!

hey, I like that… too bad mom won’t agree with him. :}

Dr. Stoner is a quack.