Adult Children by Stephen Beals for July 13, 2023

I’ll take that “yes” as an answer for both questions

Last night just before closing, an Instacart shopper walked into the store. He showed me a product on his phone & asked if we carried it. I had an idea where it was, but asked him anyway what it was for. He didn’t know. He’d been looking in the vitamin aisle, but I walked him to the aisle where condoms are. It was on the top shelf above the condoms. Hardcore. We both laughed all the while we walked up back to the register and until he left. Cuz, you know, adults…

It’s right next to the clogged artery aisle.

Tabby is right.

Winner, Winner, Turkey Dinner!

They have the weirdest customers…..

I was listening to a Goon Show last week and the sketch had a running gag about smoking gorillas. “Would you like a gorilla?” “No thanks, I’m trying to give them up.” or “No thinks, I prefer monkeys. They’re milder.”