Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 28, 2023

Are you willing to take a survey?

Well, she seems happy with it.

Sorry, I don’t do surveys.

The Dr. gave 5 stars?

Why is his tongue out?

Ask me in 12 years.

Shouldn’t that be the dad there with her?

It may be okay (maybe even great) … so far … but I’m thinking that the delivery is not really complete until they (are able to) go home.

Hey, 4 tables, no waiting. We also do take-out. Always at your cervix.

Funny.

Just fine. Now go away, doctor.

At least he’s not asking for a tip

I am tried of these requests, if I have a problem I will let you know.

Quick, do the survey before the drugs were off.

“This survey will only take 2-3 minutes.” … Three hours later …

Inevitable

Be sure to thank your driver.

Lucky it wasn’t left on the doorstep.

That’s a mother question…

I’ve always wanted to get one of those stick-on metal signs that says: “Deliveries in Rear” and stick it on the doors of the maternity ward.

I don’t have enough spare time to waste any of it. Those surveys/ratings waste my time, so I usually just forget about them on purpose.

Gives new meaning to “Labor Relations.”