Texts From Mittens by Angie Bailey for July 17, 2023

Would love to see Mittens passport. If he is anything like any cat I have know, get a finger- er pawprint on the passport would be difficult to do.

He hates the car ride to the vet because he’s going to the vet! Take him to the park. Take him to the zoo. Take him to the aquarium! (#notsushi)

If he doesn’t even want to go to the vet, he can do without a passport. Just make one up to make him happy.

Would that make it a PASSPURRT?

You are so brave, Mittens. I have never been on a plane before.

Angie, remember the Mittens does like riding around the neighborhood in his fancy chariot. I think he’d like first class plane travel. Unless the Evil Squirrels were there, too.

Mittens, baby, you don’t need a passport.

I’m in the side of, Mittens totally deserves a passport for the linen closet.

Attach airplane wings to his fancy chariot and tell him he’s setting in a jet.

Mittens could then be an International cat of mystery.

Stream “Snakes on a Plane,” and he’ll probably change his mind in a hurry.