Close to Home by John McPherson for July 28, 2023

that is just nasty!

Bleeb is smart. Staying inside in the ac.

Huggy weather

I just don’t hug.

Embrace the funk.

The upside? They both smell. #pheromones

Eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

I’m not sure what it is, but..

Eewwwwwwwwwwwww!

That is truly nasty!

Or kissing on a cold day when you both have runny noses.

At least they were able to pull apart. So embarrassing when you’re totally stuck together.

Just don’t hug…please!

There’s a lot of non-hugging going on in Phoenix.

Bleeb is still having a dreadfully poor observational week, but at least he is inside where it’s cool.

I tried hugging my wife and just slid right down to the ground,

I don’t care if it is hot and humid. I’ll still gladly hug my wife.

They just came from a field trip to a gummy candy factory.

Cue Lionel Ritchie’s Stuck on You.

Now, don’t be getting the wrong idea, Bleeb. This is not how they “do it” on planet earth! :)

More gooey ice cream?

Can be worth it. Try it in the shower….

Lord, I thought they were bones!

I have the perfect R-rated poem for this. But alas…

Are you sure it’s sweat? Or is he just excited?