Next Door Neighbors by Pat Sandy for July 14, 2023

Please leave a message, after I hang up/disconnect/click off. Whatever.

Oh!

Dinner must be ready.

Oh uh…. now this is the right time to start panicking.

That’s never a good omen. My little bother got into financial trouble and debt collectors started calling me (why he put me down on the credit card/loan application, especially without my permission, I’ll never know) and the collector began asking me about contact information for our parents.

I insisted, for the sake of their health, the collectors not call them and that if they would give me an hour and call back, I’d have better contact information for my bother and his wife. About an hour later, they called back and I gave them everything they needed to start tracking him down to collect.

“LLC” ? Lousanna Licorice conglomerate"?

Woman called demanding to speak to my wife and refused to identify herself. Quite rude, so I told her to get a shovel and head to the cemetery

Heard this daily

Panel 3..Norm feels smothered in debt and blacks out for a minute.

i almost feel jealous that, even though we’re on the same plan, my wife receives all the telemarketing calls. almost, but not quite… ☺