Monty by Jim Meddick for August 04, 2023

I like how Rodger just sinks below the surface as Monty blathers.

you can’t make him guilty. FEEL guilty, maybe….

well, I guess he IS guilty of swimming, buuuuuut

Get a grip Monty, No Pool for you!

Armpit muscles? Are those the “Flactoids?”

Montahue !

Monty should face it and go inside with his AC. Rodger is never going to let him in the pool.

Oh, I didn’t get that they were “guilt stilts”. :)

I’m thinking he is hard to ignore.

Monty, get your little robot buddy to hold the hose while you run thru the spray, the way you used to when you were a kid and thot there was no better fun in all the world.

Hey Monty, how about you sell some of the future tech the doc is stupid enough to trust you with and just buy your own pool!

I sense a “But I thought he was drowning” episode coming up. . . :)

Roger, you know they have those cool new bug zapper guns. You might as well make sport of these occasions.

Rodger has left the conversation!

Monty makes sure he is too annoying to invite.

Bye bye, Monty. Snorkle snorkle.

Don’t get short of breath up there in that rarified atmosphere and keel over your stilts…