Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for July 24, 2023

Better to put him in a strait jacket. Surely he’s “Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs!” ;D

If the Cereal killer, gets caught, he might get Life

How about a literal podcast – throwing pea containers?

“The Turtle Moves”

Next he’s going after Count Chocula with a wooden stake.

Part of a complete breakfast.

Whatever it takes to be “famous” I guess.

What?! No one else already googled the inventor of the crazy straw? Erik Lipson.

My mom suggested I start a podcast. My sister talked me out of it.

Arthur Philip Gildersleeve invented the “crazy straw” and patented it in 1936.

Your kids are reading these.

Song of Solomon 2:11-12 (KJV)

11 For, lo, the winter is past, the rain is over and gone;

12 The flowers appear on the earth; the time of the singing of birds is come, and the voice of the turtle is heard in our land;

Which is why I don’t bother with podcasts – I can read fluff, tripe, drivel, and pabulum faster on Twitter and FB than I can listen to it…

@Tigressy: The Turtle Moves Indeed! (Hat tip to Sir Terry!)