Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for July 16, 2023

“Scenes we’d like to see”, from the old Mad magazine.

I hope she doesn’t pass gas…

A goat that smells like a beachball, what will they think of next?

My Great Friend, Tones/Malone’s, put together A GTO GOAT. If this jerk is thanking him, then bend over pal, because you don’t spill the wine dude, you get your picture in High Times, making love to his Pipe Wrench,/or for Christ sake, else.

An Oscar™ speech I’d like to see

Was it a rescue animal from a rodeo?

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We’re all inflatable goats.

Look out doggies. The inflatable goat is making a move toward being man’s best friend. Better step up your game. Get a credit card and a job and learn to fetch pizza and beer, and you’ve got a shot at holding on.

What’s one man’s enjoyment is another’s gasping hisssssssing sound.

They make a good pillow

Ha ha! I’ve got an inflatable ibex, so, neener neener!

His private life’s a fright, so he has to wear shades.

Behind every great man is an inflatable goat.

My inflatable lamb is nice and warm and fuzzy, – not at all like your smelly, horny, old inflatable goat!

My relatable inflatables are nanny (sic) of yer business …!

Dude, you really need to get out more. And a shower. The latex smell is given’ me a headache.

Don’t forget folks, there’s a wide variety of inflatables – animal and otherwise – available for purchase at a very reasonable price ( credit cards accepted ) in the Froglandia Bath Mat Factory Gift Shoppe & Emporium.

I’m glad he didn’t thank the Academy.

An idea I’m sure friend Gweedo would endorse (certain jesters at Dick Tracy allege he has a special affinity for goats). So, yeah, Shades-Guy, let your nights be merry….