Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 29, 2023

Alcohol consumption in public is allowed?

Meanwhile, Andy burns to a crisp…

If they made one with the aroma offbeat bitter there is the danger that many people would drink it. Or try to lick it off of anyone who has it on.

Why? So that he continue to smell the way he usually smells?

Now that’s not a stout thing to say Andy. The porter should carry you off somewhere where you can ferment in the shade. And be bitter that you are not in your Pub.

Our family used to go to the Jerey shore every year — first week in August. If I didn’t use sunscreen, I’d look like a red beet.

The beer will not keep you from burning, Andy.

It’s a good thing he’s not in Florida water, he’d be burning from the water.

That hat won’t protect his nose or ears…

Have fun getting sunburned, Andy.