Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for July 20, 2023

And rightly so.

You might get a hole in your suit if I see you do it.

As well it should, you nasty brute!

Serves him right. No one should ever harm a cat.

Remember the old expression, “Plenty of room to swing a cat?”

An absolute classic. Ranks up there with “Never eat anything bigger than your head!”

On the other hand . . . Geese are spoiling our parks and need a good kick when they are blocking one’s way.

Good. Try it around me, and I’ll ensure it breaks.

Not in front of me, you don’t.

You deserve everything that’s coming…meanie!

There’s more that one way to skin a cat, but I wouldn’t try any of them as I am extremely fond of my cats.

If it doesn’t, you leg will get scratched up pretty badly.

The cat doesn’t even look bothered.

with any luck….

On the other hand, if you stroke a white cat, James Bond will visit you and destroy your volcano lair.

…or “Cross a Black Cat and get really fat!”