Pluggers by Rick McKee for August 05, 2023

Better make sure you only have one shadow or you might have a nasty case of Vashta Nerada

The shadow knows!

This seems to be a particularly vain strain of plugger.

Never thought of doing that .

Maybe he’s being followed by a Moonshadow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGNxKnLmOH4

… or the least unflattering shadow.

Me and my shadow go everywhere together. Some times it knows when to stay out of sight,

My shadow’s the only one that walks beside meMy shallow heart’s the only thing that’s beatingSometimes, I wish someone out there will find me’Til then, I walk alone…

A photon of sun light travels 93.4 million miles to earth. For the last 3 feet of that photon’s travel; my body will cast a shadow, indicating that I stopped that photon from reaching the earth’s surface….

I miss Alfred Hitchcock’s show: “Good Ev-en-ing”…

There is no “flattering shadow” here, bub.

No matter how I try my shadow just shows a fat middle aged guy, what gives??

In the late afternoon my shadow is tall and holding a quadruple burger

Pluggers throw some serious “shade.”

I provide excellent shade for pets and kids.