Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 01, 2023

Sigh, if my words could control that little ball I wouldn’t have a 23 handicap!

I’ve heard it said that “Golf is a good walk spoiled”. ;D

You’re wasting your breath Ralph. Golf balls don’t listen.

About the only workout he gets!

Reminds me of our high school football coach. He finally gave himself a heart attack.

If only those words and motions made a difference in terms of where the balls is going to end up, he could be a master golfer.

Golf makes no sense. Whack a ball, curse, walk a hundred yards, whack it again, curse again, tap it into a little cup. Repeat 17 more times. Senseless.

Looks like Ralph plays “walker golf”. That’s when you have a cart, but you never hit the ball far enough to justify riding in the cart and you wind up walking most of the cart. Hopefully you’re sharing a cart with someone who’s shooting better.

Never used a cart when I played. You could never get a car near some of the places that ball ended up.

Too bad you can’t use a joystick.