Drabble by Kevin Fagan for August 03, 2023

Idiot proof is an oxymoron

I suspect that Norm will always look like a goof, no matter what you do.

Ralph, you forgot to show him how they fasten.

Yay!

People are concerned about Artificial Intelligence because we’ve dome so well with Natural Stupidity.

He should get a marker and write on the shoes “right” and “left”. And also label appropriate parts of the shoes “front” and “rear”; and “up” and “down”.

Norm, Norm, Norm…

Time to check to see if (make sure that) his head is securely attached?

Definite short between the ears

The hospital did a cat scan of his head and only found a “Space For Rent” sign.

I’ve been wearing velcro strap shoes for years.

Ever notice that NORM and MORON have almost the same letters?

Norm will always find a way to not be normal.

I teach ice skating and you cannot count the number of kids that cannot understand that the skates need to be securely tied and make the skate an extension of their leg. They just don’t wear their own shoes tied firmly.

Once a goof always a goof.