Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for August 03, 2023

Maybe the volcano stubbing its toe and falling into you.

Spud is clearly capable of falling into a volcano by mistake

Wallace, a volcano is definitely worse than stubbing a REGULAR toe.

Stubbing a toe with an ingrown toenail?

I’ll take the volcano!

Volcanoes are amazing

Meanwhile, at the dumpster behind Snug Harbor Pizza, Seagull is enjoying his supper.

If he stands there much longer he’ll be starving which is much worse.

Somebody check this kid’s rating. Is he in the know?

Earth to Spud

Agreed…..

Where’s he going to find a talking volcano?

How about stubbing your toe then tripping and falling into a volcano? :D

Yeah, I’m going to have to go with the volcano too, Spud.

Also, I’m pretty certain you don’t have any active volcanoes in your immediate area, so…since y’all don’t ever seem to stray very far from Snug Harbor that often, I think you’re all pretty safe from that particular outcome anyway.

Don’t forget about paper cuts or even worse: someone hurting your feelings!

Probably Spud had bad experiences with toes.

My mother had a stool her brother made. Nice stool, heavy wood. She kept it by the door. I stubbed my toe on it a couple of times. I asked her to move it – her response was “Oh, you’ll get used to it being there.”

One day she broke her toe on it. Next time I visited it had been moved LOL.

The trick is to RUN through the shadow quickly- no standing.

This must have come up before now. Have they not previously fished this nook of the neck?