Mutt & Jeff by Bud Fisher for August 05, 2023

And it hurt so much, he never cared about his rheumatism again.

I had Stenosis so horribly, when to a clinic and they wanted $30,000 to fix it. ALSO had a hip that was killing me. Got a new hip, was driving the next day and about 2 weeks later the Stenosis went away. Just changing the weight on my spine fixed it.

The first time that I heard this joke, it was about Oral Roberts.

How was that a cure?

I had pain in each shoulder for 3 years. It was so bad I couldn’t put a jacket on without great difficulty. Then one day it was gone. Go figure.

Jeff nose how to get Mutt’s goat.

This is a variation of an old joke.

A faith healer visits a small town and sets up a prayer meeting. All the faithful show up ready to see miracles. When the healer asks for volunteers, a lady hobbles up and says “I’ve been lame since I was a child. Can I be healed?”

The preacher says “All who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain”

Then a man walks up and says “C-c-can you c-c-c-cure a stuttttttter?”

Preacher says All who believe will be healed. Now go behind the curtain"

The preacher starts praying then tells the lame woman, “Throw out your crutches”. Two crutches come flying out from behind the curtain. The crowd goes wild!

Then the preacher asks the stutterer “Tell us in a loud clear voice, what are you seeing?”

A voice comes from behind the curtain, “T-T-THE L-L-LADY F-F-FELL ON HER A-A-ASS”

Fine, but you still haven’t explained how you recovered.