The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for August 20, 2023

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    But aren’t witches used to sleeping in caves?

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    I would have thought that the pain was a bit lower.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    Overnight order…, Brutus is so concerned about the shape there pillows are in, and getting a good dig in at mama in the process, that he is unable to see why an overnight order needs to be made in the first place. I’m still waiting for the other shoe to drop. “Mama’s coming to visit tomorrow.”

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    thevideostoreguy  over 1 year ago

    Ouch. That’s…that’s just savage, Brutus. Savage.

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    jmworacle  over 1 year ago

    Brave, brave but stupid Brutus. You’ll be sleeping in the guest room when the Gargoyle comes to visit.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Better order new pillows for your bedroom too!

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    She visits far too often, anyway. You’d think she hasn’t got a home of her own.

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    nosirrom  over 1 year ago

    She’s not his MIL, She’s his PITA.

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    Just-me  over 1 year ago

    Good for you Brutus. You’re entitled to your opinion and with Mother Gargle being the harridan she is, you have the right to express it.

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Very astute comment, Brutus.

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    preacherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Uh Oh, Brutus. World War III is about to begin. And you lit the match.

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    ChessPirate  over 1 year ago

    Low-hanging fruit there, Chip (but still funny)… ☺

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    Chris  over 1 year ago

    it’s gonna be much worse than a neck pain if you don’t let her get them pillows for her momma.

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    Justanolddude Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Those pillows are fine. Try placing one over her face and holding it there until she lies still. Very very still.

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    flemmingo  over 1 year ago

    The old battle axe should stay where the pillow doesn’t hurt her neck. The pain drops from my neck to a lower area.

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    ladykat  over 1 year ago

    Oh, Brutus, that was definitely unkind. Then again, knowing how you feel about your mother-in-law…

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    mckeonfuneralhomebx  over 1 year ago

    The best thing about mother-n-laws is that you will normally outlive them!

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    Brent Rosenthal Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Saw this coming from the 5th panel but funny nonetheless. Agree with the others that the pain she inflicts is whole bodied. But yay Brutus for saying that – love his expression in the last panel! If it were up to Brutus he’d probably nail the guest room door shut.

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    raybarb44  over 1 year ago

    This for that and fair is fair but not when Mama Gargoyle is concerned. In any event, the My Pillow Guy IS having a sale. However, truth be known, he is always having a sale…..

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    Daltongang Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brutus, I hate to tell you but your neck is a couple feet higher than the pain mother Gargle gives you.

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    oakie817  over 1 year ago

    ba dum tss

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    cuzinron47  over 1 year ago

    If you keep those painful pillows, maybe she’ll stop coming over.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Pillows actually can change your life – but only if your name is Mike Lindell. :) :(

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    bigplayray  over 1 year ago

    Event though I saw it coming… You didn’t disappoint!

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    Moonkey Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Brutus is upset as he spent hours finding the exact pillows that would deliberately cause a pain in the neck and there’s his wife, sitting comfortably, planning to spend way too much money for an overnight order of pillows to replace them. He just can’t say that, so he went with a different insult.

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    Buckeye67  over 1 year ago

    Those pains in Brutus’ and Mother Gargle’s necks are a sure fired result for every Gargle visit.

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    Gordo4ever  over 1 year ago

    Once again Our Hero shoots! He SCORES the game winner as the buzzer sounds! YAY!

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    T...  over 1 year ago

    Thanks Chip. Brilliantly crafted frame to frame leading to a great, funny, conclusion. I really loved it…

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    rhpii  over 1 year ago

    Careful Brutus, she has a voodoo doll of you and a box of pins that she knows how to use.

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    Kjvman1   over 1 year ago

    I completely understand, Brutus! My mother-in-law will live forever…God doesn’t want her, and the devil is afraid of the competition.

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    HA!! TOUCHE, Brutus!! Gladys kind of had that one coming because she can be a thorn in Brutus’ side too sometimes!

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    PaulGoes  over 1 year ago

    Strange. I thought the pain would be lower.

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    Hex Goblinweb  over 1 year ago

    To the Creators: You have no idea how you have hit my son-in-law’s and my relationship with Brutus and Mama Gargle.

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