Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for August 02, 2023

That took a left turn

The baseball team said that they needed a ghost to join their team.

They needed team spirit.

Pitchers never bring full-sized sandwiches to the gathering, only sliders.

What has 18 legs and catches flies?

A baseball team!

Is that how Ohtani does it…you know, Angel rules…

Also switched sides of the plate.

Switch hitter

I think I’ll perplex him with my slow ball

I think the guardian angel is cheating.

The first switch hitter to switch mid-pitch.